OMGWTF!

has anywon hurd about the new Lorikeat cage at the zoo? apparantlee, yoo can just walk in and stand there with kups of shoogur and the burds will kome write to yoo!

how i wisch i had opposible thums and that i kood drive a car. (are yoo listenink, God?)

I hope he chockes on it!

it iz bad enuff that we must suffer Tom Croose az a leed acter if we want to enjoy a moovey about the destrukshun of mankind. but now he has to eat all the placenta's (sp?), too?

Hey Tom, yoo jurk, I know sum cats people that wait outsyde hospitul bio-hazzurd (sp?) disposils for days waytink for good placenta. it's not like yoo could not buy severul if yoo wanted to spice up yoor oatmeel or sumethink, yoo jurk.

Leeve the placenta's for those who nead them.